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What sort of plant thrives in caves? Grow in the Dark What's another name for a beautiful triangle? Acute one What do you call an orchestra that helps people? Band Aid What is another name for a theatrical production based on language? A play on words Why couldn't Frank be a doctor? He didn't have the patients What's another name for a mannequin on wheels? A roll model. What do you call a rectangular pastry? Pi r ^2 What is it called when peopled talk through an announcement? A speech impediment What is the feeling a person gets when hit by glass? Window pain What do you call a guy who likes roofs? Ceiling fan What do you

Cake by TheGreatandPowerful, literature

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Cake

Henry Hatton stared at the cake mix for a long time. The deliciously moist looking Devil's Food Cake seemed to stare back at him from the box art. Mark had loved those stupid packaged cake things. Couldn't get enough of them- something about the preservatives or the processing must have messed with his brain. It was the only explanation why he would come banging through the door to the apartment grinning ear to ear while holding plastic bags full of cake supplies in both fists. Not anymore though. Henry absently took the box off the shelf and put it in his cart. It had been about a month since Mark had died. He had fallen down the stairs

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Thick as Thieves

Thick as Thieves (WIFE and DETECTIVE are in the living room. There is a sofa and two chairs. There is a bar in the background, and pictures of WIFE line the walls. A bunch of romance novels line some bookshelves with a few detective stories shoved to one side. WIFE is going through some papers while DETECTIVE is reading a self-help book on communication. WIFE picks up a file and looks through it. She gets angrier the more she reads.) WIFE: Carl, I want you to explain something to me. DETECTIVE: (Not looking up from book) Yes, honey? WIFE: Why is it that I found this file on the (CULPRIT)'s case on the kitchen counter after I explici

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All I wanted was some bread by TheGreatandPowerful, literature

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All I wanted was some bread

All I wanted was some bread. That's it; no high ideals, no axe to grind, nobody even owes me money. There was not a single thing present in my life that would indicate what the rest of my day would bring. The only thing that might even come close to explaining it would be to say that I am the unluckiest man on earth. Yet even that is not true; my life has been average up until this point. I was not outstanding in any way excepting my previously stated desire of leavened wheat. Still, even though the rest of my life has been nearly the definition of regularity even in terms of c

Internet Anonymity by TheGreatandPowerful, literature

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Internet Anonymity

Effects of Internet Anonymity on Human Behavior No one can deny that the internet has changed the way people interact with each other, for many, drastically. The fact that they can sign into a discussion and express themselves with nothing more with the click of a mouse and a few strokes of a keyboard creates more convenience in communication than many had ever imagined. Several studies have shown the liberating effect that this has on people, for better or for worse; like most things, this kind of freedom of expression comes with upsides and downsides. Many people try to paint the effects of anonymity as either inherently good or inheren

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All I wanted was some bread

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Internet Anonymity

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The Thing in the Tower: Part 2 by fakeprofile, literature

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The Thing in the Tower: Part 2

Allow me, if you would, to begin where I feel most appropriate, on the day before the end of my village. It was overcast, as many mornings tended to be, but darker than usual. As I stepped out of my family’s home, our neighbor, Ezra Tilson, greeted me with a quiet, almost impersonal “Good morning.” “Good morning, Mister Tilson,” I replied, trying to convey a somewhat brighter tone, “It looks like we might get some rain today.” He was a farmer, and a fine one at that. He had worked the land for almost sixty years, and showed no decline in his capability to do so, despite his age. I thought the prospect of r

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I find it kind of redundant to have one of these things when Devious Info is right below it.

Current Residence: Something clever
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Skin of choice: Carbon based
Personal Quote: I can't decide whether I should try to be profound or funny, so I'll do neither.

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Billy Joel

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Scott Lynch

Favourite Games

Portal or Fallout: New Vegas

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Gamecube

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Reading, writing, making up things to put in lists, philosophy, being totally sweet

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TheGreatandPowerful

Dec 19, 2010

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Deleted the "Politics" story for being a shitty piece of shit. Might redo it or just make Wasteland 4 into Wasteland 3.  Haven't decided yet.

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TheGreatandPowerful

May 19, 2010

How the internet works

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Popular website makes slight changes to its design 10% of members immediately shit their pants in rage because everything should always stay the same so they don't have to take minimal time out of their day to figure it out 20% of members immediately agree with pants-shitting analysis of change in order to feel like they fit in 70% of members immediately don't give a shit because they realize that it's not a big deal 95% of comments are negative because pants-shitting rage is much more likely to comment than people who are satisfied/apathetic

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TheGreatandPowerful

Feb 18, 2010

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I got blocked for criticizing someone's art today.  I'm pretty sure I was insulted too, but it was in so badly broken English that I'm not entirely certain.  It was almost kind of cute.  Let's see if anyone can make it out. "A. That's right, but always taking down persons for I'll say "littlest mistake" at all and without even a tip at all, these are bad manners at all. B. And? Still critique's fair at all, as long as it stands in a special part - and since you only saw this and not the rest and even not giving it a small try to make at least one comparance at all are bad manners as well. C. As I read at your profile you already made that